Introduction

I kept a little travel diary while in Singapore. It is almost exclusively boring shit. Rephrased information you can find for yourself via Google. Does anyone really care that the Singapore Botanical Gardens has an excellent cactus garden, an extensive Bonsai tree collection, and an informative tour of plant life on earth? If you do, please refer to Google. The aim of this blog is to give a more personal, humorous, and sarcastic account of places than your typical Google hit will return. On that note, the real highlight of the Singapore Botanical Gardens is the washroom. It is a gardener's dream. I don't garden, but frankly it just feels damn good to relieve oneself overlooking an expansive garden featuring an orchestra of birds. Highly recommended.